November, 2024

Mike Braun, the 2020 election denier, did not make it to the Senate floor votes this week, which helped Democrats confirm some of their choices for lifetime federal judges. GOP seem furious with the Governor-elect, especially after learning the reason Braun provided for his absence. Our sources report that Braun allegedly mistaken his assignment and went to Key West instead of casting key votes on the Senate floor. Braun's GOP colleagues unhappy with the vote results took to social media to mock Braun for Ted Cruz-ing them with his absence, a reference to the Texas Senator vacationing in Cancun during the 2021 winter storm that left millions in his state without power and water.