The Tariff Song 

Starting with the new school year 2025/26 children in Kindergarten will begin learning about tariffs as decided by the soon to be dismantled Education Department. The spokesperson for the Department stated that the lack of knowledge of the tariffs in the general public has been an eye opening experience for educators nationwide.

The proposed curriculum includes the Tariff Song where children will list all the basic rules of tariffs such as who pays tariffs on imports and exports, when to use tariffs for economic relief for emerging industries, import surges or unfair foreign competition. Also added to the new curriculum will be strengthening the understanding of the words "Ally" and “Dictator".